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Asshole Demotivational Poster

MIKE LITORIS. - Great name choice.

TAGS: his parents are assholes
Rating: 3.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:02 am
strawberry rhubarb.....
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2010, 12:41 am
and this one.
Narutarded - January 8, 2009, 5:42 am
Funny thing is, they interviewed this guy for a different story six months earlier, and he said his last name was "Hunt".
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 2:50 am
I'd love to meet his parents.
my clitoris - January 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
haha good one

CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging


BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...

RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.

TAGS: osama bin laden is a terrorist asshole hand
Rating: 4/5

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crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful

OPINIONS - Are like assholes everyone has one. But no one wants to hear it.

TAGS: opinions assholes
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by MacSupreMe

mattb - December 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
yea and they all stink.

THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...

TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday assholes
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


TAGS: gun rifle hurt asshole
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils

TERESO - Spamming asshole ruining my morning lols

TAGS: asshole
Rating: 2.39/5

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ANUS - A town full of assholes?

TAGS: anus assholes
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Densaku

Orville - June 17, 2010, 3:01 am
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!
Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:14 pm
Looks lie it might be france so yeah

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit

TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny asshole
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Andremann

Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!


GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic

FRENCH - because smelling bad and eating snails isn't enough.

TAGS: french assholes usa rocks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by LJ

AslanBalaur - December 4, 2015, 3:07 am
Guess two ignoramus' forgot that the USA wouldn't exist if it weren't for the French. America was on the fast track to loose the Revolution till the French stepped in.

CHUCK NORRIS - He is one big giant asshole. Walker Texas Ranger is the most untalented shit I have EVER seen! There - I've said it, now go ahead and kill me...

THE BOSS - All bosses are assholes, beware the ones that seem to have a sense of humor.

SOME PEOPLE - Just don't get it...

TAGS: fag asshole rutter dickhead
Rating: 1.82/5
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:20 am

STUPIDITY - Because it just never stops

TAGS: america france asshole stupidity
Rating: 2.64/5

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Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 4:32 am
Lots of folks also seem to forget that French involvement had little to do with the love of liberty. The primary purpose was to piss off the British. Hell. the German mercenaries were more fundamental to the cause than the French ever were.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 3:24 am
Weber - If my history is correct you guys showed up late, and the tide already started to turn in our favor. You guys just came in for the part where all the glory comes.
weber - June 10, 2009, 1:36 pm
If my history's correct I believe that France's help was vital to the American colonists winning their independence.
jj - November 30, 2008, 11:19 pm
America didn't want to be involved when both WWI and WWII started, because they didn't want their economy to suffer like Europe's had. They could have joined the allies early and prevented so many lives being cut short...but they didn't. I'm so tired of A
RnR - October 9, 2008, 6:01 pm
and if you really want to some subjective insight, the TALK to people who have been there, while there are still a few around.
RnR - October 9, 2008, 5:59 pm
wiki is A START to gain some insight. Then read US, UK, GERMAN, FRENCH, DUTCH, etc history books... they are ALL somewhat biased. The thruth is in the middle. FAR FAR from Hollywoods version
OMG - October 9, 2008, 4:15 pm
CARL/RnR--incredible, read wikipedia? cool resource but if that is your history text that explains your stupidity--it is often completely wrong. The U.S. wasn't the key in WW2? You are crazy-read history books, not wikipedia
RnR - September 6, 2008, 6:24 am
hear,hear, well said by Carl. For anybody else: forget hollywood for a moment and read some history books, or wikipedia to start with, you'll learn it all aint that simple black/white
Carl - September 6, 2008, 1:54 am
If you put a cardboard box onto a stack of a dozen boxes about to fall, they're gonna fall down. That 1 box represents the effect the US had. It was needed, but most of the work was already done.
for gods sake... - July 25, 2008, 6:14 pm
The US entered WWI towards its final days, using an "expeditionary" force (essentially a army with out congresses permission) went out and supported the French and British forces with troops and supplies that they desperately needed. Next in WWII when Na
a random ninja - June 27, 2008, 10:20 am
the french... their tanks have one gear for forward and three for reverse
X the Eliminator - June 27, 2008, 10:19 am
Anyone wanna buy a french rifle? never been fired and only dropped once
YANNI - June 12, 2008, 1:33 pm
I'm half French and even I hate the fucking French. I was raised in Europe and would give my life for the USA before ever pissing on France. Anyone who says the USA wasn't reponsible for winning WWII are just plain stupid.
History girl - May 29, 2008, 1:01 am
And the Yanks actually bombed a few towns and cities in France that were in control of the alliance and not the enemy, killing thousands of inocent civilians.
Max - May 23, 2008, 10:13 pm
I am so fucking tired of people making the rest of us look like cocksucking bastards. Seriously. Hate the French? Keep it to yourself. Nobody gives two fucks. Xerius? Blame the poster. Not the rest of us. Thanks.
Xerius - May 17, 2008, 9:01 am
Ingnorant yanks, First off you were never in the first world war, and secondly england saved france twice. Nobody owes america anything, America owes the world, as you can't seem to win a war on your own
Sean - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm
Thanks Dude. I am assuming that by resorting to an annoying comment, you spared us all an even more annoying poster/nerd tunnel. Your restraint is appreciated. It won't last, will it?
PatDaSneek - April 15, 2008, 2:49 pm
STUPIDITY Thinking that French people have the rite to say anything.

Turkey -

TAGS: asshole
Rating: 1.33/5

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matt n - July 30, 2008, 5:13 am
that's fucked!
Luci - April 12, 2008, 12:19 pm
This should be marked NSFW...


TAGS: zebras are assholes
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 1:14 am
LOL this reminds me of the cheerleaders who will let a girl slam to the ground instead of catching her. Yeah...teamwork sucks
Arrogant Knight - March 31, 2009, 12:50 am
We need more posters like this... But, sadly, every kid that comes through here wants to post 10 pieces of shit daily so they can see their name on the 'Most motifakes' list... Nothing but good quality from you, though, Sean. Keep it up.
Sean - March 30, 2009, 9:49 pm
Now I am just flattered beyond repair. Thanks, agdaniele. And, together, we can blow the whistle on those damn zebras. Take it easy. Bye.
agdaniele - March 30, 2009, 8:28 pm
As always, you weave a verbal tapestry... brilliant in composition with quality worksmanship to the last thread.

CANADIAN BORDER PATROL - Beating up innocent people since 9/11.

TAGS: tsa asshole innocent victim thugs
Rating: 1.88/5

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spanko1 - October 4, 2011, 10:46 am
Yes Port Huron is in Michigan
CANADA - April 18, 2010, 8:33 pm
If im not mistaken, those are american flags on the shoulders of them

JEDIJESUS87 - the worst thing ever to happen to roosterteeth

TAGS: assholes
Rating: 1.69/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 11:34 pm
Take it back to your BBS or chess club or star wars bulletin board or whatever. We grown ups have phony motivational posters to criticize with our acumen and eye for art and shit.


TAGS: cat asshole cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 8:04 am
I thought it was Alf's fridge.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:43 am
ROR! Nice twist on a golden classic.

INSUBORDINATION - may result in suspension "Maybe I'll punch the boss next time I've never seen Tahiti"


TAGS: psa asshole whip
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

firefly - June 28, 2009, 9:23 am
Why is one of the tags "Whip"? Had something on your mind when you did this?

GUITAR? - it's a bass, asshole

TAGS: it s a bass asshole
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by phoenix

Purity - April 1, 2009, 2:01 am
Haha... I was so fucking tired at that point. I did GTFO soon after posting that. Good call. ;p
Culos - March 25, 2009, 8:07 am
@Purity, if you're really that tired, feel free to GTFO, nobody's stopping you
Purity - March 25, 2009, 6:40 am
Purity - March 25, 2009, 6:39 am
Yeah, that's a guiter. I'm so tired of all the fucking retards...
WTF - February 13, 2009, 5:14 pm
That bass IS a GUITAR!
:D - September 25, 2008, 7:27 pm
agreed. go bassists wooooooooo
The bass player - September 18, 2008, 10:19 pm
Seriously, people always overlook the fucking bass... without bass you have no song, nothing for your fucking systems... fucking assholes

CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore

TAGS: cars eating owen smith asshole idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.

CHOICES - This guy has made a wrong one

TAGS: choices guy asshole fatty girl booze
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Andremann

[email protected] - November 26, 2009, 8:46 am
Don't knock it until you knock it.

CAP FLEMISH - "That's Where The Fish Are." Asshole.

TAGS: perfect storm cap flemish fish fishing fisherman humor fun asshole fish clooney
Rating: 1.55/5

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chareuleu - May 27, 2008, 7:12 am
it's a quote from "the perfect storm", and after that it's what I think of the captain of the "Andrea Gail" and his brilliant ideas. John Hawkes died because of this asshole ! /me runs off to cry too
Um - May 26, 2008, 10:38 pm
OK, I don't get it. There, I said it! Happy now? /me runs off to cry
jo - May 26, 2008, 11:45 am
a giant wave: what else ?

SOMETIMES - You just know that on the other end of the line... there's an asshole...

THE 1LION BOMBER - We'll find you...we'll ban you... ...but we can't fix STUPID...sorry!

TAGS: one lion asshole
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:27 pm
Now if we can fix the 1 Lion poster submitters!
[email protected] - March 18, 2010, 11:34 pm
I wince a lot at my postings, so I'm 4 the 1LION


TAGS: assholes timmies trolls aggy motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
NOw that you mention it, Random... the lasagna was a bit off.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
No, she doesn't... just leaves a kiss-shape on each piece with her lipstick.
ICEMAN - December 29, 2009, 10:58 pm
Does you mom sew your name on all your clothes Aggy? Heh, heh, heh.
MrRandom - December 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
Spiked cafeteria lasagna?
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 10:37 pm
I don't remember being in jail when he said it.
MrRandom - December 29, 2009, 10:33 pm
"Your ass is mine!" ? Sounds like a certain cows mating call in jail.......
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
LOL! Can't we all just get along?


TAGS: vick pit bulls asshole
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Krissie - September 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
Apt Mr Ronsart, so very very apt.
... - September 6, 2009, 4:43 am
And they say payback is a bitch...


TAGS: library computers motifake timmy assholes
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:49 am
found it thanks. Disappointed I didn't see the artards original posts so I'd have a chance at him.
MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 12:44 am
Mr.M's poster in the top 5 currently has some of the comments, and Canada's is the Formal Night with Obama in pimp wear.
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:42 am
Dude, first what does "chaged" mean. Second, I still haven't figured out how to find a poster by its number.
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 12:39 am
poster 74721 was one of them, but it was already chaged
MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 12:38 am
You can't see what he said anymore, Mr.M changed it to"Im a loser who likes having s*x with my baby brother, but this site fricken rules!"
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Just how many is a few. I'm not in the mood for an Easter egg hunt here, bud. Give me a hint, like the poster or something.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:34 am
Yep...you missed something...you,ll have to go back a few comment pages to get the jist of problem with this Timmy...Not lions...name calling the site...a no-no to everyone!!!!
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Did I miss something? The poster tells me this Timmy was banned for riggin the lions, but I didn't see who it was that was caught.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Our moderators.... and especially Mr. M.... are the best!
MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Love seeing any Timmy being taken down. It's a little bit of extra entertainment on an already great site.
Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
That's exactly how I feel most of the time, Ron. Awesome! I shave my head once a summer, but it's too much upkeep. So the 3/8" is in!
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 12:14 am
excellent job on the picture, love how you shopped motifake onto the screen
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Whoops...baby ass look.
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 12:11 am
Mr. Haarakkon you make me lol everyday...thank you for that...hell the ole' lady make me cut off my pony tail and cut my hair 3/8 inches all over...I guess to mentally get me really for the total kid ass look...lol
Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 12:07 am
Oh, dear lord. That is now in my all-time top 5 favorite quotes, Ron. "just an old man trying to stay out of trouble and watching how fast I lose all my hair...lol" - Bejesus, that's sweet. Dead on.
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
Mr. DreMagnum...that would be sweet. And Thx again!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:45 pm
Ron... it's been awhile since you've had a following of timmys.... just like old times!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
just an old man trying to stay out of trouble and watching how fast I lose all my hair...lol
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
hahahahaha this is epic, i wish we could send it to that banned timmy
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:43 pm
LOL...big time!...ain,t it the truth...lol
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:43 pm
(according to my girl)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ron... you often ARE the current events!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
I try to keep up with current events...lol
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
5 t...t...t... timmahs!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Livin a lah!!!!

YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD - It's Good That You Know It


TAGS: motifake s butt heads assholes cheaters worms less than a man needs a bitch slap
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Rons Fail - May 4, 2009, 12:35 pm
Ron seems butt hurt that a poster is better than his, rons generally arn't funny and are a waste of time
Rons Fail - May 4, 2009, 12:35 pm
Ron seems butt hurt that a poster is better than his, rons generally arn't funny and are a waste of time


TAGS: cry baby assholes
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Agent K - August 11, 2009, 11:57 am
such a stupid fucking movie
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 11:55 am
aint that from hills have eyes?
Derek - August 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
This is pretty nasty.

"FUR IS DEAD" - well DUH!

TAGS: peta idiots america assholes
Rating: 2.68/5

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BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:43 pm
They can't bring it back to life, so we may as well be warm.
xxx - January 7, 2009, 2:23 pm
so why do you care about something that is dead already?!
vampy - August 8, 2008, 7:57 pm
ok-i made another one with your suggestion.
jj - August 7, 2008, 8:12 pm
That really should have said "Thank you Captain Obvious"


PEPSI, ASSHOLE. - I Ordered Friggin' Pepsi.

TAGS: pepsi coke cola throw nerd order asshole
Rating: 2.58/5

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MO - June 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
Coke goes where?

UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES - All of you hating on the military just be grateful you have your freedom to do so

TAGS: assholes
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by David - SPC in Army

Bob - January 3, 2009, 11:50 am
The US Military. Protecting the rights of Iraqi's near you!
barockeva - November 12, 2008, 11:40 am
The US military. They'll liberate the SHIT out of you!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:34 am
Ahem....please omit "with"...missed my BSEP class apparently.
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:27 am
Really? I'm with a Chairborne Danger too! Armchair Battalion, Refrigerator Brigade.
In the behalf of the US Army - November 6, 2008, 7:20 am
I want to apologize for "biggy titty"'s behaviour. Not *ALL* US Army personnel are iliterate, violent sociopats that forget to take their meds...
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 9:02 pm
guess u never did, oh yeah ..........1st battalion, 75th ranger regiment, im waiting for my thank you's
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 8:58 pm
counties they should have the right to do whatever the fuck they want, just like they defend your asses to live another day to insult them, who owes who? if it was up to me i would cut all your balls off, apparently u bitches don't need them anymore, gues
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 8:55 pm
peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat................oh yeah 'operation urgent fury', 'operation just cause', and u.s, military has save the asses of so many other
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 10:02 pm
I hate how people go on this site and get offended. If you get easily offended.. stfu or gtfo
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 9:57 pm
Hey, I got a fun idea. How about I keep saying whatever the hell I feel like, and you sit there like a bitch and deal with it?
Demosthenes - October 22, 2008, 9:11 pm
you ever hear the saying if you aint got nuthin nice to say then SHUT THE FUCK UP ive lost enough friends for you to have the right to fucking insult the US military ASSHOLE
Overlord Douchebag - October 9, 2008, 12:44 am
Yeah. It's called having your cake and eating it, too.
yon - October 9, 2008, 12:29 am
has noone seen the south park episode with pro-war vs anti-war, what was the moral to that again? it was to seem like a nice country but be a total asshoel to the other countries at the same time
Truth Teller - September 21, 2008, 2:23 pm
Please look above for the emotional plee of a broken man.

DANK FüR NICHTS - amerikanisches Bumsengesicht!

TAGS: america american assholes emo
Rating: 2.49/5

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:27 am
This is a first, but I whole-heartedly agree with Marduke. This dipshit needs to STFU. We are an economic power because of a strong work ethic and the free market.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 12:30 pm
Natural resources. Slavery ended here almost 150 years ago. Do you really think our ancestors amassed enough wealth to tide us over for that long? The Great Depression was a myth, then?
? - May 1, 2009, 11:57 am
make's no sense because it does not fit with your idiotic flag waving culture? where do you think most of your wealth comes from? Slavery and war. and how else can you explaining all the 'bailing out'? your presidents are just very very nice i suppose
Marduke - May 1, 2009, 11:54 am
That last comment has now risen to the top of the list as the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Let me know where you live and I'll send you a couple of dollars to STFU. Please don't post again until you can at least make a little sense.
and FYI - May 1, 2009, 11:46 am
the states only bail countries out because weapon manufacturing generates an astronomical amount of money for your economy and soldiers are expendable cos you're gov does not give a crap about them. it's not out of the kindness of your heart. moron
erm... - May 1, 2009, 11:42 am
because the heavy exploitation of slavery for hundreds of years made you the most powerful economy in the world, well done you can buy lots of guns
dgbt - May 1, 2009, 11:40 am
We're the teenage kid? Then why do we have to come save you from the bullies all the time?
U!S!A!...U!S!A...U!S!A! - May 1, 2009, 11:20 am
And we don't hate you because you're so BIG and STRONG, we hate you because you're so very FAT so incredibly GREEDY and you don't understand or give a crap about the rest of the world as long as you can go to mcdonalds in your bick fuck off shiny truck
U!S!A!...U!S!A...U!S!A! - May 1, 2009, 11:15 am
Do you even realise how Americans are something we Europeans laugh at on a daily basis? You lot are like Europe's obnoxious teenage kid. Fat, spoilt and greedy
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
Chance are that the US has sent your little piss ant country foreign aid. Das tunnel = eins
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:21 pm
xxx - I see now...you're one of those ungrateful anti-American bozos. You say you don't want any American help now but when your government or some foreign power starts killing your neighbors you'd start crying for American help. Where are you anyway?
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:10 pm
as long as we remember the great victory of usa above vietnam....
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:09 pm
i hope america is not going to help country im living in.... that would be terrible for me and all other people who live here.... and of course, who cares that is was russia who defeated germany....
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 9:45 am
Everyone knows it was the Russians what stopped the Germans. Then the US stopped the Russians.
propagandarr - October 27, 2008, 3:46 am
no one in germany says "bumsengesicht", i mean WTF..und wenn schon "dankE für nichts"
s[...] - June 22, 2008, 11:11 pm
[...] as "hitlers children" all day on the web. [email protected]
surthur - June 22, 2008, 11:10 pm
you nearly managed to write german, congratulations,its not easy. Oh and he wanted to express fuckface in german .... I think... we would rather say "arschgesicht" oh and thank you for spamming our daily life with propaganda and accusing as "hitlers ch
THeChaos92 - June 9, 2008, 8:14 am
Germany may have noting to thank us for, but allot of other countries do and they say the same damn things, so you can fuck off
Captain Whitey - May 22, 2008, 11:40 am
Using my limited knowledge of German, I've got the "Thanks for nothing" and "American" bits. No clue what the last word translates to.
Amy - May 14, 2008, 5:12 pm
do you even know what it says phil?
Phil - May 14, 2008, 5:02 pm

APOLOGIES - I know I got shitcanned over poster 100419 (The Wheelchair Crash). I'm Sorry. But someday you'll be laughing at it. And then who'll be the asshole

NAZI APPEASEMENT - How the Bush family REALLY got their money.

TAGS: bush politics asshole
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:30 pm
he speaks. BTW, I proud to serve with you. I appreciate the mission you're performing over there. Keep your eyes open, your ass down and return home safe.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
FoxNews watchers were mindless zombies, then the voting would have turned out very different last Nov. Seeing as how FoxNews was the only news to ask questions about BHO instead of blowing him and discussing how the get a "tingling run up their legs" when
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:27 pm
Most fox news watchers are not mindless zombies. It definitely has a right lean to it, but the left has most newspapers, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Hollywood, John Stewart, Bill Moyer, and on and on. FoxNews beats CNN and MSNBC ratings combined. If all us
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:53 pm
and before I forget in ole dubyas defence there was a time when hitler made time magazines man of the year. i am not to familiars with gwb family history but it seems there was a time when hitler was not percieved as a bad person.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:48 pm
stars and stripe background he can just say anything and is ok because he is being patriotic. IM a soldier and i dont like bush im on the fence about obama and want to give the guy a chance doesa that make me unpatriotic? or a sell out?
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:45 pm
hey logicdude I thought you where a very well informed person and you actually brought some compelling points up for discusion until now. we dont need another mindless fox news zombie like this mark dude who thinks because his avatar is an eagle and a
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 8:01 am
OK Mr. "Obama4Pres" if you want to get historical then I guess we can point out that selling his own people into slavery is how Obama's family got where it is. Now, just as stupid as your remark, huh?
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 8:31 pm
I lol at History... - December 18, 2008, 8:26 pm
No, it isn't retarded, it actually a well know fact that the Bush family has ties to the Nazi Party. I will award you no points, as we are all dumber from listening to your statement.
Danielle - June 27, 2008, 12:43 pm
Millions of jobs?
Brittany - June 10, 2008, 10:33 pm
Whoever made the last part is an idiot.

TIME - Maybe you don't have enough of it.

TAGS: redundant lol britany spears time stupid asshole
Rating: 2.11/5

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mr.me - September 24, 2008, 1:30 am
is that...britney spears? or africa?
Eric D. - June 21, 2008, 1:38 pm
i mean... how is that even possible? how can the first poster be a tunnel? even if you take it from somewhere else it still had a beginning. if it was sarcasm, i didn't catch it because it wasn't funny.
jay - May 7, 2008, 11:39 am
No there was not a picture. The first poster of this tunnel was a tunnel, and thats why the posters say random things.
Captain Whitey - May 6, 2008, 9:43 pm
It was a picture of Britney shaving her head.
I HAVE A QUESTION - May 6, 2008, 9:24 pm
was there even a picture

FAIL - What does "a" stand for?

AMERICANS - People who don't learn geography.

TAGS: americans noobs idiots flag fag geography holland french asshole bush
Rating: 1.86/5

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Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
AMERICANS - January 14, 2009, 9:46 am
why learn what will eventually be blown up?

FORUMS - Not everybody needs them, especially these assholes.

ASSHOLE - A picture is also worth 1 word

TAGS: asshole
Rating: 1.38/5

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Bort - August 2, 2009, 11:07 am
Is that a panda bear? Hard to tell with those giant pixels.
ZiZoo - October 21, 2008, 7:35 am
Uuuuuuu, coloured squares
Pitch - July 27, 2008, 3:19 am
Is that word Pixelated?


TAGS: dealing with assholes requires courage
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:38 am
So if you are Gold Member can she digg you??



TAGS: hitler day even assholes got caught in the real estate crunch
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 2:02 am

LMAO. Does it have an HOA? Those HOA guys are tough


TAGS: justice motifake assholes
Rating: 3.57/5

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Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:46 am
But a football is a BALL! I stand firmly behind that. A soccer ball isn't any less of a ball because of its pentagons...why should the prior be faulted for its edges?
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:36 am
Hey...sometimes they punt...and there a field goals...and...you really have a point, there. Damn.
culos - January 8, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't want to start the same fight over and over again but we have the only game worthy of the name footbaal is 'soccer'. You guys play Hand-egg!
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:13 am
Wow, I have no idea who that is. Like most Americans, I don't follow the other version of Football at all. lol
culos - January 8, 2010, 10:04 am
Didn't you know Ron was short for Ronaldinho? He creates his posters during half-time at the soccer games...
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 9:59 am
That's impressive. I wish I could speak Spanish half as well as he speaks English.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 9:08 am
Really?...did you have to go there?......English is Ron's second language. Grammar nazis are no fun.
gggg - January 8, 2010, 7:03 am
Ron, your usage of the term infer would be better represented by the word imply for clarity's sake if nothing else and as it has been said in language clarity is everything.
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 11:29 am
You do realise that we can see all of the names you use, right?
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 11:18 am
Dr Doom is a tool
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 11:17 am
I am a douche bag. Somebody please plug my butt with juicy cocks. Use me as a cum dumpster.
LogicDude - May 26, 2009, 3:42 pm
Domo arigato, Mr. Timmy-boto!
Dr. Doom comment - May 26, 2009, 1:03 pm
You know you need to get a life when...you post at 5:25 in the morning..LOL
Dr. Doom comment - May 26, 2009, 1:03 pm
You know you need to get a life when...you post at 5:25 in the morning..LOL
LogicDude - May 26, 2009, 8:25 am
I'm so proud that Timmy knows his number past 10! He can almost count to 13!!! Next, we'll work on grammar and spelling. Now then, go take your nap - you know how cranky you get if you don't take your nap after you have your juice box Timmy.
MO - May 25, 2009, 4:02 pm
And one last thing!!! In the words of Calvin....."your bangs do a good job of covering up those lobotomy stitches!!!
MO - May 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
fag!! KAPOW!!!
MO - May 25, 2009, 3:56 pm
That's it!! I draw the line when you insult Calvin and Hobbes! Never was and never will be another comic better. If you're too grown up for C&H you may as well pack your crap an head to the retirement home. Somone place a can of tuna next to this
Dr. Doom Comment - May 25, 2009, 3:14 pm
First off, shouldnt you be out doing something like fucking a hole in the wall? You say your an adult wh
Dr. Doom Comment - May 25, 2009, 3:14 pm
First off, shouldnt you be out doing something like fucking a hole in the wall? You say your an adult when your avatar is a 12 year olds comic book character, you cannot comprehend that you are a fucking failure. And wtf is a timmy, you and mark love him.
LogicDude - May 25, 2009, 9:11 am
Your lack of ability to comprehend what you read is only surpassed by overall Timmy-ness. And if multiple accounts were a bannable offense, you would have been gone a long time ago. Go play in traffic now little boy - the adults are busy here.
Dr. Doom Comment - May 25, 2009, 8:55 am
Game set and match, fucking failure. Two accounts? Ban this mother fucker..
Dr. Doom Comment - May 25, 2009, 8:55 am
Game set and match, fucking failure. Two accounts? Ban this mother fucker..
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 5:54 pm
Whatever Timmy - pointing out your idiocy isn't worth the time it would take to create another account. Now why don't you do us all a favor and go die in a nice fire somewhere, mkay?
Dr. Doom Comment - May 23, 2009, 1:34 pm
Im guessing that you guys are both one person because of the calvin/hobbes relation, so basically you just h
Dr. Doom Comment - May 23, 2009, 1:34 pm
Im guessing that you guys are both one person because of the calvin/hobbes relation, so basically you just had to get on another account to agree with yourself and start a conversation. Lol. Pathetic fatman is pathetic.
agdaniele - May 23, 2009, 10:49 am
Sure they can, LD... ever heard of UNLV?
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:29 pm
Timmy's can't get Doctoral degrees. It's obviously a made up name...
agdaniele - May 21, 2009, 7:03 pm
Dr. Doom Comment - May 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Humor? Wheres the humor. All I see is ron butt hurt over the fact that posters are better than his, ron%
Dr. Doom Comment - May 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Humor? Wheres the humor. All I see is ron butt hurt over the fact that posters are better than his, ron doesn't have a big dick, ron doesn't get laid, ron sits in a cubicle and draws worthless things that double as art to retards such as ones like mark.
LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:20 pm
Still waiting for your priceless and ROFL-worthy contributions to this site...oooooh SNAP! That's right, you don't have any.
Shithead - May 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
The last 3 posts before me are a giant circlejerk for Ron. Thanks for proving my point you lameasses, enjoy your FAIL.
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:37 pm
I've been off the site for a while but I thought that Dr. Timmy was either banned, quit, or did the right thing and stuck a gun in his mouth.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
Shithead is an apt and fitting name. And I guess Dr. Doom-ass has decided to troll Ron and not Mark now? Wow did I miss this. Okay, maybe I don't miss the Timmys so much. RON RULES!!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:17 pm
I just felt something bite me on my ass and I'm not sure if it was humor or a Shithead. Ahhh who cares? Ron does great work. Ron is funny. Ron is creative. Ron has a big dick. Ron gets laid whenever he wants. Shithead you're a Shithead and a Troll.
Canuck - May 6, 2009, 11:54 am
Ron's contribution to this site is so vast that the occasional inside joke or not so funny motifake is ok. Even the best driver bumps the curb now and again! Keep up the good work Ron you may not make me ROFL every time but your dedication is admirable.
Shithead - May 6, 2009, 10:11 am
...until then, I'm going to downvote every poster he makes. I come to this site for laughs, not to watch retarded faggots like Ron make inside joke motifails, and get jerked off by all his military buddies who wouldnt know humor if it bit them in the ass
Shithead - May 6, 2009, 10:09 am
Just because Ron has alot of friends doesn't make him right or make his posters more entertaining. Doom is right, most of Ron's motifails are bland and uninteresting. When he adds real humor like the other motifakers maybe I'll be less of a dick, but..
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 11:42 am
There are those who can and do, and those who can't. Those who can't can only sit around and bitch. If the posters displayed on the site are not to your liking, then perhaps other sites may be more up your alley. You're welcome to search for those sites.
Dr.doom Comment - May 5, 2009, 11:28 am
Rons posters are bland and humourless, his are for those 40 year olds sitting in cubicles. This isnt art. This%
Dr.doom Comment - May 5, 2009, 11:28 am
Rons posters are bland and humourless, his are for those 40 year olds sitting in cubicles. This isnt art. This is a website to make pixles for humor. Which you have failed at ron. Shithead is right on all levels
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:05 am
-- everyone gangs up on you, I told you so! *sheesh*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:04 am
Shithead, go read a book. You bore me. I like Ron, as do MANY here. You picked the wrong target, because you picked the target with many many friends. Seriously, stop. We don't suffer fools gladly here, and this is no hatefest. And just in case--
Shithead - May 2, 2009, 10:02 pm
So if you mean you're better than me (at motifake) then I'd say you're right. But I'm better than you at not stealing other people's work, not being a virgin, and not spelling like a first grader. Ron, you fail at everything except motifake. Congrats...
Shithead - May 2, 2009, 9:59 pm
You say you have a bigger dick than me...well, that may be true, except a big dick does you no good if you spend your life on motifake.com not getting laid.
Shithead - May 2, 2009, 9:58 pm
You know what? I wasn't sure you were better than me until you responded to that. You're a better artist than me...what have you done on here that wasn't taken from someone else and put in a motifail poster?
Electric Chair Guy - May 1, 2009, 5:02 pm
this fucking made me ROFL
RON - April 26, 2009, 3:28 pm
HELP. Yes, I,m better than you...Yes, I,m a better artist than you...and Yes, my Dick is bigger...just try to understand and live with it Shithead...and move on!
RON - April 26, 2009, 3:26 pm
guess you inferring that I change IP addresses...wish I could, but alas, on a Mac. And by doing a joke about comment on the Forum isn’t funny to you...so be it Shithead. Shithead whatever issues you have with me...PLEASE...PLEASE...GET SOME PROFESSTIONA
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 11:13 am
There is nothing funny about this poster except for the fact that it defines ronsart.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:39 am
Funny....5 lions Shut up shit head you suck donkey balls
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:00 am
Ron is obviously the guy on the right. Down with Ronsart, the cancer that is killing motifake.

CONCLUSIONS - If the pop-up is about Kung Fu Panda, that doesn't mean that the entire site is about Disney movies, dammit.

TAGS: assholes jackasses pop up ads disney
Rating: 2.92/5

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lightquake - December 18, 2009, 9:51 am
It doesn't mean that you're gay or retarded either. God, I hate my classmates.

INTEREST - It's amazing how noone has lost it yet.

I need Feminism -


TAGS: asshole assholes yelling argument
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 9:12 am
brown shoe polish..... ROTFL!!!!!!

Defiance -

TAGS: signs everywhere classhole snow bike
Rating: 4.78/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:50 am
I luv these!! Some of these pictograph signs just BEG to be disobeyed! 5 guilty lions!

Assholes -

with a mere quote -